What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is your secret to glowing skin?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”